My neighbor's name is Ryan.
How do I know this?
Ryan apparently got himself a girl who forgets all other words when aroused. Oh, and the F word. That one is in there a lot. Ryan and his lady enjoy having very loud and vigorous sex frequently for extended periods of time.
It's pretty exciting.
It was the perfect ending to the chapter of Wintergirls I read last night.
It was a terrific soundtrack to get dressed to before I left for work this evening.
My life has been enhanced by the sound of the amazing, mind-blowing fuckery that has become the surround sound of my bedroom. A porno home theater for free? Who doesn't want that?
Thank you, Ryan and lady friend, for the auditory gift of your coital endeavors. I hope that she is literate and can actually say more than two words so that whatever children may result from these escapades will be successful in the world. Worry not, Ryan, I have no resentment for your shocking 40-minute endurance. It is indeed impressive. I only hope that your female will not wear out over time.
That is all. I hope your evening holds as exciting a soundtrack as mine certainly will.
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