House Hunters: Where people seem to think that carpet and wall paint are unchangeable.
House Hunters International: Where people appear confused by the fact that dwellings in other countries differ from those in America.
Property Brothers: Where people seem surprised that the brothers show them gigantic expensive houses even though the show is in its zillionth season and literally everyone knows the gimmick.
Fixer Upper: Where you pay more attention to how adorable Chip and Joanna are than anything happening to the houses.
Love it or List it: Where people have giant expectations for tiny budgets and there is nothing better than Hillary and David's banter.
Love it or List it, Too: Where you start to miss Hillary and David real fast.
Rehab Addict: Where her accent starts to grate on you real hard about 15 minutes in.
Flip or Flop: Where you never cease to be amazed by the shitty condition in which people leave foreclosed houses.
Extreme Homes: Where you get really excited because this show is so cool and it's NEVER ON.
Designed to Sell: Where people have to sell houses that look really really nice when the designer is done with them and it just makes your heart hurt.
Selling New York: Where people pay $30 million for what you could buy for $3 million in literally any other city.
Property Virgins: Where people expect granite counter tops, a pool, an open floor plan, and new construction in their first house. For $100,000.
I use to watch HGTV when they had the Gardening Guy, Paul James, then it became this endless series of house this and house that shows...HGTV has never been the same for me since.
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