Minute to do the weirdest shit you've ever heard

I have an addiction. Luckily it's not something that's, like, hurting my internal organs. At least as far as I know...But this addiction is Game Show Network. It's really bad. 

But it's soooooooo good!!

Anyway, there's this show....Minute to Win it. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? And they make them do the oddest things...some examples:

Don't Blow the Joker is a game where you have to blow a deck of cards that are balanced on top of a bottle off of said bottle, but you can't blow the joker, which is the last card in the deck.

Candy Elevator is a game where you have to get three M&Ms from the floor to your mouth. The candy is placed on two pencils that are stuck together, and these pencils have string tied on the ends, and then you put the string around your ears and pull it and with this makeshift pulley you have to get the candy into your mouth.

Seriously. Who thinks of this shit??

Roommate and I were watching this the other day and were wondering how you think of such ridiculousness. So I decided to brainstorm some ideas for games that could be on Minute to Win it.

PAT DAT: In this game, you have to balance on a 6-square-inch platform on one foot for 20 seconds while simultaneously patting your head and rubbing your belly

OH YEAH: In this game, you have to bend over backwards as far as you can and fill your belly button with Kool Aid and do a lap around the stage without it falling out.

DON'T FORGET WYOMING: In this game, you have to smoke a joint and then attempt to eat a candy necklace off of a naked woman while naming all of the capitals of the American states. 

OCEANS ELEVEN: In this game, you have to carve a bar of soap made of seaweed and lye into the shape of George Clooney's face without using a knife. Available on the stage will be shark teeth, sharpened pencils, bobby pins, and shoe laces.

WOO-WOOHOO: In this game, you have to complete a race in Mario Kart and finish in fourth place without touching any mystery boxes. You must do this using only one hand for the controller, and use the other hand to tickle a monkey.

SUSHI BRAID: In this game, you have to give a child corn rows using only chopsticks.

If you're out there, GSN, I give you my full permission to use any of these on your show. I think it would really give your contestants a good challenge.