Adele. But not.

I have begun writing a parody of Adele's "Someone Like You" that is based on my experience with the sickness over the past few days. It is called, "Something Like Flu." Enjoy eet.

I heard

Ringing in my ears

Cause I'm so congested

And I really can't hear

My word

Feel like I'm gonna puke

Guess I should lay down

And eat a saltine or two

Fever

Why are you so high?

Don't think I can stand up

With a temp of 103.9

I hate to lay here, feeling blue and unrequited

But I can't eat solid food, no, I have to fight it

Please don't look at my face

It's so pale, absent of color

And I feel like I've been run over

Listen doc, I've got

Something like flu

Might need medicine, a shot

Or just some chicken noodle soup

Oh my god, my aching head

Please give me some Sudafed

I just need to sleep and not get out of bed

*That is all I have so far. I would like to note that I was not actually this incapacitated. I just kind of went for what rhymed and generally had to do with the sickness.

Ok well I hope you enjoyed that...have a lovely night then.